Me changing Turtle ... Turtle takes off.
Monkey - NAKED BABY!!
Me - YES, naked baby. Get back here, Turtle!!
Change finished, grab Monkey's dress
Me - Come here, Monkey, time for you to get dressed.
Monkey - No! I naked baby now.
Laughter erupts
Peanut telling her friends about her sisters.
Peanut - This is Monkey. She is 2 1/2 and potty training. Doing pretty good too!
Friend - That's cool.
Peanut *pointing at me* - This is my other child ...
Me - Uh, WHAT?!
Laughter erupts
Peanut - Dad, can we get up early so that I can be at KidZone when it opens.
Dad - Um ... we will see.
Peanut - I want to play the games.
Dad - Oh is this what it is all about.
Peanut - YES!
Hours later ....
Peanut - I need my coat.
Me - Why do you need your coat right now?
Dad - Because she lays her clothes out at night. Makes mornings easier
Peanut - Yes. That's the one thing I hate about school days .... they start SO early.
*crickets*
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